The one redeeming feature of an overseas tour: Ridiculous photographs.
A handy trick for anyone who doesn't want to be a walking billboard.
From the second division to the Champions League...or not.
It's hard to take a corner kick when you're dodging bottles.
What better way to make fun of elaborate videos than with an elaborate video?
Ancelotti's eyebrow will make everything OK.
EVERYTHING IS FINE—YOU REMEMBER NOTHING
In a summer of bizarre player unveilings, Chelsea's effort might be the most confounding.
"This person is clearly an imposter," says chairman Bill Kenwright.