Riyad Mahrez did not sign up for this.
The Bayern striker shows off his striking new look.
Destruction in every direction with an assist from Gian Piero Ventura.
It's not all adulation and Ballon d'Or pursuits at PSG for Neymar.
Joey BARKton strikes again.
West Ham's new manager confirms that there's still one person who believes in David Moyes.
Messi, Morata, Müller, and more demonstrate their modeling chops.
The only thing Patrice Evra loves more than this game is kicking jabronis in the head.
A desperate bid to lift the spirits of their unhappy star.
The greatest threat to the game today.