Behold! The magical wonders of the January transfer window.
LOOK AT THIS BIG-ASS TRACTOR
"Achieving everything there is to achieve in football is nice, but treating every day like Carnival is better," says Ronaldinho.
"You know what our training sessions need? More mortal danger."
When referees stop trying to appear impartial.
So many deserving players, so few spots on the magnetic pitch.
The man's got a doggone boot on his head!
You win some, you lose some, you have to replay some.
The man who used to be the Premier League's most special takes his pleasures where he can find them in an otherwise nightmarish campaign.
"Anyone can keep their job for a long time when they win the title every year," says Wenger.