Unbeaten in the Bundesliga with three matches left to play before the winter break, Bayern Munich held their annual Christmas party on Sunday night and it got a bit strange. A small stage was set up in the middle of the room and several performers entertained the team by doing things like whatever is happening in the picture above.

Then there was this (via Bavarian Football Works):

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Not everyone was entertained, though. Some, like Arjen Robben and his wife Bernadien, appeared to be very confused.

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Xabi Alonso, meanwhile, just wanted to go home and read a good book in a bubble bath while listening to nature sounds he recorded himself.

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And Pep Guardiola wondered if this was all secretly set up by Jose Mourinho just to mess with his head.

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Yeah, this had to be Mourinho’s doing.

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