Brand Beckham has long existed as a blank vessel avoiding politics and controversy, a new partner in Miami could make that difficult to continue.
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David Beckham’s Smoke & Mirrors FC inches closer to some semblance of supposed existence
Email leak reveals that David Beckham is human after all
The spokesman with an unshakable commitment to portraying himself as perfect is finally made real Some questioned the BBC’s decision to interview a wax figure from Madame Tussauds For years now, David Beckham has been so good at playing the role of a bland, inoffensive vessel optimized for the conveyance of corporate messaging that he managed to …
When Beckham became the biggest star in the Galaxy
This day in football history On 11 January 2007, Real Madrid and England midfielder David Beckham shocked the world by announcing that he had signed a contract with the Los Angeles Galaxy. Although Beckham had fallen out of favor at Real under manager Fabio Capello, the move was nonetheless viewed as a significant step down for …
David Beckham confident Miami MLS team will play before 2098
Mark your calendars! David Beckham insists that he is certain his Miami MLS franchise will begin play on or before the year 2098. It has now been more than 1,000 days of toiling in uncertainty for Beckham’s Miami project, which was first announced in February 2014. Since then, two other clubs have joined MLS and …
Pictures of footballers euphorically spraying themselves with cologne
It has come to my attention that footballers really enjoy spraying cologne on themselves. Usually it’s because it’s their own branded scent, but the act of spritzing it on themselves seems to elevate them to a state of absolute nirvana. Thankfully, there are images that capture this rare moment of pure elation. The absolute best …
David Beckham sings One Direction
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ml_10nfjKz0 Leave the singing/lip syncing to your wife, David. You don’t see her putting in crosses to Wayne Rooney, do you? Then again, Man United could probably use her right now. Previously: Cristiano Ronaldo delivers impassioned performance of Rihanna song on a plane
Wayne Rooney condemns selection of David Beckham as the Sexiest Man Alive
David Beckham answers reporter’s phone during press conference
After enjoying a memorable day of his own, in his which his team won his UNICEF charity match and he got to play alongside his eldest son at Old Trafford, David Beckham gave someone else crazy memory when he picked up a reporters phone during his post-match press conference. Beckham had just begun discussing what …
David Beckham picks Milan as Champions League favorites even though they’re not in it
https://www.youtube.com/embed/WQ2cOthLZC4 Despite having more money than the Queen, David Beckham is still doing the usual retired footballer things like attending store openings in Dubai. During this appearance, Beckham was asked who he thinks will win the Champions League this year. “Who do I want to win is a different story to who I think is …