Javier Zanetti charity match features terrifying vegetable monster mascot

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Inter legend Javier Zanetti hosted a charity match in Milan, featuring greats from both Milan clubs like Bobo Vieri, Paolo Maldini, Clarence Seedorf, Pippo Inzaghi, Cristian Chivu, and Andriy Shevchenko. But in addition to all these wonderful footballers, there was an abomination of nature — some kind of vegetable monster named Foody.

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Foody is the official mascot for the 2015 Milan Expo. According to the Expo’s website, Foody is “honest, wise, respectful and a real fan of healthy, tasty food.” In truth, however, it is more likely just trying to trick humans into thinking that it’s a harmless being so it can become our new vegetable overlord more easily.

Foody is out there and none of us are safe. This is exactly what Artur Boruc was been warning us about all these years.

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