GQ did not photoshop Cristiano Ronaldo’s low blow

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson | Photo via NOS

Ronaldo took the low road when he lashed out at Sporting de Gijon’s Nacho Cases. [source: streamable]

Vitoria de Guimares’ Bakary Saré didn’t quite earn his goal against Iker Casillas. [source: streamable]

As a goalie, tangling a back-pass in your legs shouldn’t happen, and yet we should all feel better about ourselves that it happened to the goalie of Saudi Arabia’s Al-Draih. [source: 101greatgoals]

Apostolos Vellios lived out a striker’s nightmare when he couldn’t tap in an easy finish for Iraklis. [source: streamable]

Ruben Schaken did bad, real bad, for ADO Den Haag when he shoved Ajax’s Nemanja Gudelj to the ground and kicked goalie Jasper Cillessen in the face. [source: streamable]