Unhinged Eric Cantona shouts about Will Grigg, condoms, and Brexit

Eurosport has given Eric Cantona the platform to claim the title of “unofficial commissioner of football” and he is using this opportunity to rant about Euro 2016 in varying states of undress. In this video, Cantona expressing his Xavi-like displeasure with the state of the pitches in France, sings Northern Ireland stadium banger “Will Grigg’s On Fire,” and considers the possibility that Mario Götze is his illegitimate son.

It’s proof that we need Cantona to be the next FIFA president.