Blond Messi wins first trophy

Proving that his terrible hair choices have not impacted his ability on the pitch, Blond Messi helped Barcelona win the Spanish Super Cup over Sevilla on a 5–0 aggregate score.

When Blond Messi first appeared after the Copa America Centenario, there was serious concerns as to whether he could be as productive as his dark haired predecessor. But those fears were allayed when Blond Messi scored his first career blond goal with his regrettably blond head during the second leg against Sevilla.

Whether Blond Messi will remain for the entire season is something we just don’t know. All we can do is hope that this doesn’t lead to an attempt at creating a Blond Iniesta.