David Beckham’s Smoke & Mirrors FC inches closer to some semblance of supposed existence

Motherwell demonstrates the joy of gently trolling Man United

Inter players ruin holiday season by singing “Inter Bells”

Linesman in Barcelona match revealed to be one of Cristiano Ronaldo’s children

The Essex police have had enough of people calling them about West Ham results

Robert Lewandowski is an entirely new person

David Moyes tells the press that David Moyes is a good manager

Young Huddersfield fan finds £5 note in stadium, sends it to player who scored against Man United

Pep Guardiola criticizes Carabao Cup’s light balls

For the love of Ousmane Dembele, stop making new signings do kick-ups at their unveiling

A new Toothbrush Guy emerges at Liverpool-Hoffenheim match

Neymar treats Toulouse defenders like children to put PSG up four in stoppage time