C Ron Does A Thing

Japan is 3D printing Cristiano Ronaldos now

You might remember Cristiano Ronaldo’s new ab pulsator from yesterday and every time you close your eyes since then. Well, at a promotional event for the strange device, the company responsible for the device put the real Cristiano Ronaldo on stage with a 3D printed Cristiano Ronaldo and it was terrifying. The eyes even moved! …

Cristiano Ronaldo stars in commercial for odd Japanese ab device

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zJWdUwyK8JA About a year ago Cristiano Ronaldo wowed us (and himself) as the pitchman for a Japanese “facial fitness” device. Well now he’s at it again, this time with creepy stick-on pulsating ab, bicep, and thigh devices, which he demonstrates in the video above. It’s like there’s a night club in his body and everyone’s …

Cristiano Ronaldo tells the press and his shirt to get off his back

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xcIaHbP9FqA Cristiano Ronaldo posted a video thanking fans for supporting him while lounging without a shirt on before segueing into a message to the press, whom he points out, he does not talk to. “Just leave me alone,” he says. “Let me do my work properly like I do every year. Don’t try to damage …

Cristiano Ronaldo stands up for boy laughed at by crowd of jerks

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ffwtKvr5nPI Cristiano Ronaldo once again demonstrated his kindness towards young people at a promotional event for that weird facial fitness device he promotes. A Japanese boy was brought on stage with him before TV cameras and a crowd of onlookers. And as daunting as that situation would be for anyone, the boy demonstrated his bravery …

Cristiano Ronaldo sells shoes, dances his way into our hearts

https://www.youtube.com/embed/tox5QCKWN0c Exactly one week after we were told that Nike had forced Cristiano Ronaldo to drop his new line of footwear, Cristiano Ronaldo has dropped a commercial for his new line of footwear. In order to promote his range of kicks, the world’s richest player stars in a clip where he shows of his tremendous …