Sevilla

Sevilla employ magical floating ball in loss to Barcelona

The future of ball podium technology is NOW! (Sevilla FC) When Barcelona come to town, clubs are forced to do everything they possibly can to try and stave off the seeming inevitability of defeat. So with that in mind, Sevilla tried to counter the magic of Lionel Messi with an illusion of their own in the …

Blond Messi wins first trophy

Proving that his terrible hair choices have not impacted his ability on the pitch, Blond Messi helped Barcelona win the Spanish Super Cup over Sevilla on a 5–0 aggregate score. When Blond Messi first appeared after the Copa America Centenario, there was serious concerns as to whether he could be as productive as his dark …

Coke’s move to Schalke is the saddest transfer of the summer

https://www.youtube.com/embed/7hsga1lYI4M Sevilla captain Coke has decided to move to Schalke after five seasons and three Europa League titles with the Spanish club. With his now former Sevilla teammates in attendnace, there wasn’t a dry eye at Coke’s farewell press conference. From ESPN FC: At Coke’s final news conference, Monchi said: “Today is a difficult day. …

Sevilla defender subtly relieves himself on the bench

https://www.youtube.com/embed/0gTftbXOa1k Sometimes, it really pays to have a friend who will protect your modesty when you need to urinate in front of thousands of people. Sevilla’s veteran defender Fernando Navarro discovered this during his side’s 3–0 win over Elche at the weekend, during which he was caught short on the bench. A teammate took the …