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Worst Case Scenario: Zidane’s time as manager of Real Madrid

Confused Barnet player breaks from the wall, takes other team’s free kick

If you throw ice cream at Frank Lampard, he will catch it in a cup

James Rodriguez’s excuses for leading cops on a high speed chase are fantastic

Outside of the Boot, Inside of the Post

Conspiracy Theory: Rafa Benitez wants to wear Jose Mourinho’s skin

If it continued…and thankfully it didn’t (Man Utd v Chelsea)

Jose Mourinho already being welcomed to Man Utd by scarf vendors outside Old Trafford

Meanwhile, in the wilderness of Sweden…

Red card, kick thyself

Louis van Gaal walks out of press conference as Man United manager

Putting the Super in Indian Super League