Full Kit Wankers

Our readers are wankers

Announcing the winner of our annual Full Kit Wanker contest Technically, we all win when grown adults dress up like this and share the photos with the internet. It was tough to choose. Full Kit Wankers are like Spice Girls—they come in all sorts of flavors. This is Sexy Suburban Wanker. Though the watch gives him …

It’s time for our annual Full Kit Wankers Halloween contest

In which our readers debase themselves for a chance to win the jersey of their choice from SoccerPro Shinguards are optional, but last year @sobigsored went the extra mile and we appreciate that Every year around Halloween, we encourage our readers to dress up in the shirt, shorts, and socks of their favorite (or any) …