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It’s time for our annual Full Kit Wankers Halloween contest

October 27, 2016

In which our readers debase themselves for a chance to win the jersey of their choice from SoccerPro

Shinguards are optional, but last year @sobigsored went the extra mile and we appreciate that

Every year around Halloween, we encourage our readers to dress up in the shirt, shorts, and socks of their favorite (or any) team—a practice known throughout the world as Full Kit Wankerism. This is usually not considered socially acceptable behavior, but everyone knows that Halloween gives you license to let out your inner zombie / slutty cab driver / weirdly obsessed soccer fan.

Here are the rules:

  1. Get dressed in the full kit of your choice
  2. Take a picture of yourself holding a copy of Howler
  3. Post it to Instagram, Twitter, or Facebook with the hashtag #fullkithowler

We will announce the winner on Monday and you’ll get to choose your jersey from SoccerPro. That’s it. Good luck, Wankers!

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