John Terry

John Terry is living life to its fullest

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFzTLXMCg36/ With a miserable season behind him and one last hard fought Chelsea contract extension now signed, John Terry is enjoying life and sharing this enjoyment with his Instagram followers. Above is video of a smiling Terry ziplining with his wife in Dubai, set to R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly.” If this doesn’t …

John Terry makes Chelsea executives bend to his will once again

Back in February I wrote a post about the clear strategy in John Terry’s dramatic announcement that Chelsea were refusing to offer him one more contract extension. “It’s not going to be a fairytale ending, I’m not going to retire at Chelsea,” he said, presciently. Well, fast forward two and a half months and Terry …

If you throw ice cream at Frank Lampard, he will catch it in a cup

https://www.instagram.com/p/BADBccxqMQu/ In an effort to entertain his family during the MLS offseason, NYCFC midfielder Frank Lampard stepped behind the counter at an ice cream shop and caught a scoop of the frozen treat in a cup after it was flung at him by a clerk. Lampard celebrated the achievement more than he did after scoring …

In which Roman Abramovich turns John Terry into a centaurback

https://www.youtube.com/embed/AL9RwEoRLBI John Terry, like many Chelsea players, has lost his legs this season. So in this animated short from the always excellent FitbaThatba, Roman Abramovich attempts to solve Jose Mourinho’s problems with a bit of creative engineering. I think this might be the key to turning Chelsea’s season around.