The offseason is short for professional footballers, but since they are so unaccustomed to the free time, they still manage to fill it with strange activities. These are just a few of them.

John Terry stood in a window and watched videos of himself in China for some reason.

Stephan El Shaarawy was eaten by the sea.

Juan Mata giddily stole a ball from a group of children in Mexico.

https://www.gettyimages.com/

Steven Gerrard already forgot that he doesn’t play for Liverpool anymore.

https://instagram.com/p/4WPMomnHiT/

And Neymar got kicked out of Copa America and got a tattoo of his sister on his arm.

https://instagram.com/p/4VoYyMRtrV/

The new season cannot start soon enough.

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