Dani Alves

Dani Alves is kicking open beer bottles

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHaAhjtjWoj/ Dani Alves has left Barcelona after eight tremendously successful years with the club to join Italian champions Juventus and to celebrate, he’s kicking the caps off of beer bottles. Why is he doing this? Well, why does Dani Alves do anything that Dani Alves does? It’s not a question that can be answered. Just …

Catch me, Neymar. I’m Flying!

The week’s most absurd soccer moments By Sam Patterson For us normal people, toe touches and a light jog should probably suffice for a warm-up. Dani Alves is not like us normal people. [source: /u/josh7185] This comes from a place of love, Jordan Allen, but that was a shameful piece of simulation. [source: FIFA TV] Giorgi …

Leo Messi is the designated driver for the Clasico afterparty

https://instagram.com/p/0jEw2_RttN/ Barcelona beat Real Madrid 2–1 at the Camp Nou and judging by Neymar’s post-match Instagram photo, the Barca players celebrated the result by putting on their most ridiculous clubbing attire and piling into Uncle Leo Messi’s minivan for a night on the town. Dani Alves wore his gold shoes, Neymar a red leather jacket, …

Neymar and Dani Alves play fun game of “kick Luis Suarez” during Barcelona training session

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zvfKc6n8oyE Though Luis Suarez has become an important member of Barcelona’s squad in his first season with the club, there’s something about him that remains distinctly…kickable. Teammates Neymar and Dani Alves demonstrated this during a recent training session. This was surely just a bit of playfulness between teammates, but if Barca are looking for a …