Diego Gonzalez contributed to Santos Laguna’s 4–1 win over Monterrey with a lovely seal header and then he immediately began his descent into insanity. The Argentine midfielder midfielder untied his shoe, took it off and went behind the goal. He held the boot up to his head like a telephone before sharing the imaginary call with a ball boy (or small teammate?) on the other side of the advertising board.

It’s unclear what the person/mythical beast on the other end of the boot phone said to them. Maybe it was a wrong number.