QPR’s Charlie Austin is in the middle of an increasingly desperate search for a new club before the transfer window shuts despite finishing as the Premier League’s fourth highest scorer last season. And his pursuit has been dealt a blow by West Ham owner David Sullivan, who claimed that his club wouldn’t sign Austin in part because the striker “has no ligaments in his knee.”

Austin responded with a long defense of his ligaments on Twitter and Sky Sports News reported the drama on television.

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— Charlie Austin (@chazaustin10) August 20, 2015

Except the SSN man doing the reporting said that Austin “has no ligaments in his right dick” before correcting himself.

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How does that happen?! Dick and knee are not similar words that are easily mixed up. And does this mean that Charlie Austin has a right dick and a left dick? Is that what’s scaring teams away from signing him? I have so many questions right now!

The transfer window is a weird place.