A clash of heads with Vincent Kompany left Wayne Rooney with a busted hair plug and a river of blood flowing from his head. So to patch up the damage, Man United’s physio had to break out the staple gun. This was the only borderline interesting thing that happened in this match.
— Neil Sherwin (@neilsherwin) October 25, 2015
Rooney just celebrated his 30th birthday on Saturday, so hopefully someone got him a gift card for another hair transplant.