Bayern held their annual Paulaner lederhosen photoshoot and, as per usual, Thomas Müller was the standout performer.
Müller: Heheheheheheheh dis beer guuuud.
Lewandowski: Thomas, it’s plastic.
Müller: My favorite.
Müller: Heeeey, Douglas! I know you! We’re teammates at Bayern. What are you doing here?!
Costa: The whole team is here, Thomas. It’s a photoshoot.
Müller: Hahahaha you’re a funny guy. I’m gonna buy you a beer. When you finish that one, you let me know.
Hummels: Thomas, the photographer stopped taking pictures, you don’t have to pose like that anymore.
Müller: What photographer?
Müller: Hahahaha this is the best training session ever!!!!
Müller: Hey guys, I just realized we’re not wearing lederhosen anymore. How weird is that?!?!
Müller: Whoa who’s this guy and why are there two of him?