Carles Puyol is inventing dangerous new ways to kiss

Since retiring from football last season and then quitting his position as ousted Barcelona director Andoni Zubizarreta’s assistant last month, Carles Puyol has apparently been very busy inventing new and dangerous ways to kiss his wife.

We’ve seen the couple’s acrobatic yoga poses before, but this is on another level. If Puyol doesn’t find a new job soon, maybe they’ll put out a death-defying new Kama Sutra. A very hairy, death-defying new Kama Sutra.