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The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson


A particularly nasty gust of wind brought down Norrköping’s Andrea Johanssen. Mo Bangura could only look on and laugh. [source: Telegraph]


Playing for a Polish team we can neither spell nor pronounce, Wojciech Kaczmarek internal GPS went all haywire. Next time, he should just ask Siri where his box begins and ends. [source: gfycat]


Lionel Messi headbutted someone. Yes, Lionel Messi really headbutted someone. [source: Screamer]


Kurt Zouma launched himself like a torpedo into Ricardo Bagadur during Chelsea’s anything-but-friendly preseason match with Fiorentina. [source: youtube]


Huracan’s Carlos Arano hit an unstoppable, upper 90, laser rocket, screamer into his own net. [source: 101greatgoals]


This Scottish man puts life and all other things in perspective. [source: youtube]