The man who used to be the Premier League's most special takes his pleasures where he can find them in an otherwise nightmarish campaign.
A chant about Alvaro Morata brings a debate about intent and acceptable language back to the forefront.
Some helpful advice on navigating a delicate situation.
A naked display of heartlessness from the Chelsea bully.
An impressive loss continues the trend of shambolic title defenses.
Arsenal: Preseason legends.
It's only preseason, but Mourinho is already going for the scalp.
In a summer of bizarre player unveilings, Chelsea's effort might be the most confounding.
The many oddities of the former Chelsea captain's unveiling at Villa.
Similar shot, very different circumstances.