Sky Sports News reports on Charlie Austin’s dick ligaments

QPR’s Charlie Austin is in the middle of an increasingly desperate search for a new club before the transfer window shuts despite finishing as the Premier League’s fourth highest scorer last season. And his pursuit has been dealt a blow by West Ham owner David Sullivan, who claimed that his club wouldn’t sign Austin in part because the striker “has no ligaments in his knee.”

Austin responded with a long defense of his ligaments on Twitter and Sky Sports News reported the drama on television.

Except the SSN man doing the reporting said that Austin “has no ligaments in his right dick” before correcting himself.

How does that happen?! Dick and knee are not similar words that are easily mixed up. And does this mean that Charlie Austin has a right dick and a left dick? Is that what’s scaring teams away from signing him? I have so many questions right now!

The transfer window is a weird place.