Feel the Bernd

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson

Bayer Leverkusen goalie Bernd Leno got it all mixed up in his head about how he was supposed to celebrate his first call up to the national team. #WhatAHowler [source: Fox Soccer]

Marco Terrazzino flip flap paddy-whacked in VfL Bochum’s third of five goals on the day. [source: streamable]

Against Inter, Sampdoria forward Joaquin Correa only had one job. Instead, he came out with an early front-runner for f***-up of the year. [source: Bleacher Report]

We’re still working out the angles on how Harry Kane could have knocked a corner-kick into his own net at an extreme angle. He’s gifted. [source: The Independent]

For some reason, we just can’t stop giggling at this shot deflection that comes back at Red Bull Leipzig defender Marcel Sabitzer a little quicker than expected. [source: Dirty Tackle]

One of these men was asked to take a selfie in the immediate aftermath of crashing his car. [source: 101greatgoals]