Red card, kick thyself

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson | Photo via Sporting News

Felipe Melo got a red card for this tackle. Maybe he needed a red belt, instead. [source: streamable]

Meanwhile, in Turkey. [source: youtube]

Granit Xhaka picked up the third red card of his Monchengladbach campaign with a lash-out challenge worthy of the guy above. [source: streamable]

Adam Bogdan Liverpool [source: youtube]

West Brom’s James McClean rage quit. [source: youtube]