Felipe Melo

Red card, kick thyself

The week’s most absurd soccer moments By Sam Patterson | Photo via Sporting News Felipe Melo got a red card for this tackle. Maybe he needed a red belt, instead. [source: streamable] Meanwhile, in Turkey. [source: youtube] Granit Xhaka picked up the third red card of his Monchengladbach campaign with a lash-out challenge worthy of the …

DTotD: Felipe Melo kicks Lazio player in the ear, gets sent off

“@Marcocalcio22: From bad to worse Felipe Melo sent off for this Karate Chop on Lukas Biglia pic.twitter.com/G1fGmH0q9M” IDIOT! — petrichor (@glossolalia69) December 20, 2015 Felipe Melo, who you might remember as the man who used Arjen Robben as a doormat during the 2010 World Cup, is still finding creative ways to assault people with his …