Tattoo prompts Mario Balotelli to question fan’s sanity

Mario Balotelli is a man who is intimately familiar with crazy. Throw darts at youth team players? Done it. Letting friend set off fireworks in the bathroom of a rented mansion? Yep. Show up early to training and urinate on teammates’ boots? Of course.

So when Mario questions your sanity for getting his name and shirt number tattooed on your back, you know you’ve made a regrettable life choice. At least the rest of us know where to draw the line now, though.