Djibril Cisse, now a DJ, opens for Mariah Carey in Paris

Djibril Cisse has always been full of surprises. During his playing days, it was his avant-garde fashions, but since retiring it’s been an arrest related to the sextape blackmail of Mathieu Valbuena and now DJing at a Mariah Carey concert in Paris.

I am confident in saying that Cisse is the only person to win the Champions League, get arrested for allegedly extorting an international teammate, and open for Mariah Carey. So that’s the world’s most bizarre hat trick complete.