Portland’s Timbers Army has established itself as MLS’s kings and queens of tifo and they continued to demonstrate this with an unnerving Freddy Krueger/Nightmare on Elm Street display as they hosted their rivals from Seattle.
The nightmare fuel for the Sounders wasn’t just in the stands, though. It was also on the pitch, as Diego Valeri had a brace to help Portland win 3–1, including this ridiculous effort for his second:
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And that’s how you do that.