Thomas Müller butchers “Silent Night”

If only it was a little more silent…

The festive season is upon us and Thomas Müller is here to make your ears bleed a merry shade of red.

Appearing at a Bayern Munich fan club gathering, Müller did a duet of the holiday classic “Silent Night” (with a USA medal around his neck?). And, well, let’s just say that if they were carolers outside your door, you would immediately call the police.

Forgetting the words at the end was a fitting touch.

After hearing this, the Bundesliga might want to rescind their winter break so Müller has few opportunities to sing over the holidays.