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Sao Paulo players walk out with dogs as mascots

Hatem Ben Arfa uses some kind of magnetic ball trick to beat five defenders and score

Neymar’s hair is gone

How to make it in Swiss prison if you’re Sepp Blatter

Jose Mourinho would like to make his point about Arsene Wenger being awful again

Kolo Toure goes to 9-year-old fan’s house for tea and an interview

Make Your Own “Inmate Sepp” Doll!

Gremio player pees on the Maracana pitch while surrounded by teammates

Arsenal fans did some unwanted redecorating at White Hart Lane

Brazilian goalkeeper lets ball roll under his foot for an own goal

Letters from Bojan: A triumphant return

Spurs gave Wayne Gretzky a shirt with his name spelled wrong on it