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Oh, Hey, It’s Just Another 20-Yard Backheel Lob Over the Goalkeeper

DTotD: Steven Gerrard kicks ball at opponent’s face

Falcao’s ongoing career is a shared hallucination we are all perpetuating

Cristiano Ronaldo goes unnoticed as bearded street performer in Madrid

Donbass Arena: Down, But Not Out

Racing fans throw cheeseburger at Belgrano goalkeeper, who picks it up and eats it

Jose Mourinho narrowly avoids Arsene Wenger, throws runners-up medal into the crowd after Community Shield

Palermo’s Mudo Vazquez pulls off a triple nutmeg that would make Messi jealous

Lord Nicklas Bendtner scores late equalizer, winning penalty in German Super Cup

Several ways Chelsea can be more unpredictable this season

Asmir Begovic is on the cover of a golf video game

Real Madrid had a crying mascot