Abdenasser El Khayati

We’d rather have Roy Carroll in our street gang than our starting 11.

The week’s most absurd soccer moments By Sam Patterson In Putin’s Russia, Spartak Moscow goalie Anton Mitryushkin rushes you. [source: youtube] Burton Albion’s Abdenasser el Khayati took advantage of some last-minute, ill-advised tinkering of the wall by Colchester United to equalize. [source: /u/gfycat] Santos attacker Nilson won’t get to enjoy the murky wonders of third-party ownership …