Dimitar Berbatov

Dimitar Berbatov interviewed himself for his Facebook page

(Dimitar Berbatov/Facebook) We haven’t heard much from our old friend Dimitar Berbatov (a.k.a. …The Continental…) since he joined Greek club PAOK last summer. He’s scored five goals in 19 appearances, but he was also shown his first red card in 14 years for elbowing an opponent in the head after coming off the bench on Sunday. …

Dimitar Berbatov lectures Jack Wilshere about smoking

Well hello there, Jack Wilshere. I see you’ve been caught smoking again. I’ve been caught smoking, too. But there is one very important difference between you and I in these situations. I look suave and debonair while doing it (as I do whenever I do anything), whereas you look like a truant schoolboy who tells …

Dimitar Berbatov is…The Continental

(Getty) Well hello there. I see you’ve caught me trying my hardest at football. Of course, we both know that I’m capable of scoring from this position. And we also both know that when I say that I’m referring to sex. And goals. Because I do both of those things a lot. And no, not …