Houston Dash

We could only bring ourselves to post one of the fiasco decisions from Mexico-Panama

By Sam Patterson The week’s most absurd soccer moments Atlético Paranense’s Crysan did some double-duty dumbassery, missing an open goal before blocking a teammate’s follow up attempt. [source: gfycat] Massadio Haidara saw straight red in Newcastle United’s friendly against the Sacramento Republic for what amounted to misdemeanor battery. [source: Dirty Tackle] We love a Carli Lloyd …