Jurgen Klopp

Liverpool ruin Jurgen Klopp with new range of products

(store.liverpoolfc.com) At Borussia Dortmund, Jurgen Klopp established himself as one of the most likable people in football. After enduring the unintentional comedy of Brendan Rodgers for three years, Liverpool were understandably excited to bring Klopp in. But when Klopp made the mistake of dubbing himself “The Normal One” during his introductory press conference, the club …

Klopp Claps Back, Too

Last week, it seemed more likely that Daniel Sturridge would return to action anytime in the next ten years than Jurgen Klopp would ever rap — but since then, major established principles of the universe have been disputed, so now anything seems possible. The Normal One’s honeymoon phase ended relatively quickly when Liverpool’s form didn’t immediately return …

Liverpool made a Jurgen Klopp hugs compilation video

https://www.youtube.com/embed/vB59Wh65REE As a tie-in to National Hug Day, which is apparently a thing, Liverpool cut together a video of 22 Jurgen Klopp hugs from his first three months with the club. We recently came to the realization that Klopp’s hugs are sucking the life force out of his players, so with that in mind, this …

Jurgen Klopp’s hugs do not have healing powers after all

Back in November, we here at Dirty Tackle, your foremost source for serious and deeply researched journalism, reported that Jurgen Klopp was rejuvenating Liverpool with his powerful hugs. We now accept that this assertion could not have been more wrong and we regret the error. In truth, Jurgen Klopp is sucking the life out of …

Jurgen Klopp interviewed by a nine-year-old, is impossible to hate

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lZShEy8ILvg I dare you to watch this video of Jurgen Klopp being interviewed by a nine-year-old (who you might remember from his equally endearing interview with Kolo Toure) and not come away loving the guy. I dare you. It’s impossible. There are too many great moments to highlight, so just watch the whole thing and …

Jurgen Klopp is rejuvenating Liverpool with hugs

A lot has been made of Jurgen Klopp’s implementation of gegenpressing at Liverpool, but it’s become clear that something else is driving the club’s resurgence under their own manager: hugs. Speaking to BBC Radio after Liverpool’s 4–1 win over Man City, goalkeeper Simon Mignolet confirmed that Klopp is generous and fair with his hugs, which …

Alan Pardew shows Jurgen Klopp who’s boss (it’s Alan Pardew)

Jurgen Klopp was dealt his first defeat as Liverpool manager, losing 2–1 to Crystal Palace at Anfield. Scott Dann headed in the decisive goal in the 82nd minute and after the match, Klopp admitted that it was at that point that he felt he was, in fact, walking alone. From the BBC: “Eighty-two minutes — game over,” …