Borussia Dortmund toaster ruins Christmas by making Bayern Munich toast
December 27, 2014
This has been a miserable season for Borussia Dortmund and their fans. So when one supporter got the official BVB musical toaster for Christmas, at least they would be able to smother their sorrows in club-branded carbs. But, in perhaps the most accurate reflection of a real life ever encapsulate in toaster form, even that couldn’t go Dortmund’s way.
The Dortmund toaster is supposed to brand the letters “BVB” onto the bread as play the club’s anthem when the process is complete (it also has six different browning levels and a removable crumb tray!), but the one received by one Twitter user offered the surprise of creating Bayern Munich toast.
Yes, like Dortmund’s players, their toast also ends up belonging to FC Bayern.
The problem here seems be that the musical toaster company accidentally put the Bayern guts in the Dortmund shell, since they also offer an FCB version (which is offered on Bayern’s website for €5 less than Dortmund’s). Assuming there were no shenanigans at work here.
If you’re curious, here’s what the proper Dortmund toaster is supposed to sound like…