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Several possible explanations for Cristiano Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or mating call

January 12, 2015



As expected, Cristiano Ronaldo won his second consecutive and third overall Ballon d’Or on Monday. And he punctuated his acceptance speech by bellowing “Siiiii!”

Here are several possible explanations for why he did this…

-Just to make Carlo Ancelotti giggle because who doesn’t want to see that?

-Because it was either this or an endless series of pelvic thrusts and he felt the latter would’ve been inappropriate.

-To rub his victory in Sepp Blatter/Leo Messi/Manuel Neuer’s hater faces.



-To make Thierry Henry feel confused and uncomfortable.



-Because he realized the celebratory compilation video made for his official YouTube account wouldn’t have to be deleted.

-Because this will help him forget that the 2014 World Cup was a thing that happened.

-Because he spotted Sergio Ramos falling asleep in the crowd and wanted to scare him back into consciousness.

-Because he always dreamed of being Chewbacca at the end of the first Star Wars movie.

-Because he pressed a button that was supposed to make his tuxedo fly off just as he said it, but it didn’t work, so it just seemed out of place as he flexed his abs under three layers of clothing.

-It was definitely just to make Carlo Ancelotti giggle.





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