Cristiano Ronaldo

October 1, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo buys used van

The Real Madrid star adds to his impressive collection of vehicles.

September 6, 2017

Dybala, Robben, Di Maria and more respond to their social media critics in FIFA 18 teaser

This is worth watching just to see Thomas Müller say the word "swag."

August 14, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo accomplished everything he wanted to in just 24 minutes against Barcelona

Cristiano knew exactly what he was doing every step (and slip) of the way.

August 4, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo’s heartfelt thank-you letter to PSG

Neymar's move to PSG has particularly delighted one man who felt the need to express his gratitude.

July 1, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo lashes out at postal service for losing his invitation to Messi’s wedding

"An inexcusable error," fumes Ronaldo.

June 21, 2017

Spanish prison targets Champions League place with summer acquisitions

A surprise newcomer to the transfer market aims for European domination one tax fraud charge at a time.

June 16, 2017

Every possible reason Cristiano Ronaldo wants you to think he’s leaving Real Madrid

Confusion reigns as Cristiano Ronaldo takes control of the narrative.

June 14, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo even tops Lionel Messi in tax evasion (allegedly)

Cristiano won't rest until he's better than Messi at literally everything.

June 3, 2017

The inevitabilities that led to Real Madrid winning the Champions League (again)

Sometimes life is intensely predictable. This was one of those times. For the first time ever, the Champions League has been won by the same team two seasons in a row and, of course, it was Real Madrid that did it. What looked to be an evenly matched final at the start turned into a merciless …

May 3, 2017

Cristiano Ronaldo continues pursuit of Champions League offside goals record

He won’t be satisfied until he breaks every record there is Cristiano Ronaldo’s hat trick in the first leg of Real Madrid’s Champions League semifinal against Atletico Madrid helped him close in on the competition’s offside goals record currently held by Milan legend Pippo Inzaghi. Ronaldo’s first goal of the night was allowed to stand despite …