HomeDirty TackleSampdoria’s crazypants owner threatens to do a striptease if they beat Genoa

Sampdoria’s crazypants owner threatens to do a striptease if they beat Genoa

July 27, 2015

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Sampdoria owner Massimo Ferrero, who is a crazy person, has announced he will take off his clothes if his side beat Genoa in the Derby della Lanterna this season.

“If we win the derby, I’ll do a striptease,” Ferrero told Sky Sports Italia, according to Football Italia.

How is that a reward?

Here’s what that statement will do…

Sampdoria Player #1: You know our insane owner?

Sampdoria Player #2: You mean that guy who looks like a deranged garden gnome tripping on PCP?

SP #1: Yes.

SP #2: What about him?

SP #1: He said he’s going to do a striptease if we win the derby.

SP #2: So we should lose by as much as possible?

SP #1: Yes.

SP #2: Deal.

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