HomeDirty TackleSampdoria’s crazypants owner threatens to do a striptease if they beat Genoa
Sampdoria’s crazypants owner threatens to do a striptease if they beat Genoa
July 27, 2015
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Sampdoria owner Massimo Ferrero, who is a crazy person, has announced he will take off his clothes if his side beat Genoa in the Derby della Lanterna this season.
“If we win the derby, I’ll do a striptease,” Ferrero told Sky Sports Italia, according to Football Italia.
How is that a reward?
Here’s what that statement will do…
Sampdoria Player #1: You know our insane owner?
Sampdoria Player #2: You mean that guy who looks like a deranged garden gnome tripping on PCP?
SP #1: Yes.
SP #2: What about him?
SP #1: He said he’s going to do a striptease if we win the derby.
SP #2: So we should lose by as much as possible?
SP #1: Yes.
SP #2: Deal.
