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FC Den Bosch amateur goalie Kees Heemskerk knocked in a professional-level loser for his side in the 87th minute. [source: streamable]

A second tier women’s match in France between Rouen and Bordeaux had quite the undercard fight in it. [source: 101greatgoals]

Standard Liège went from a botched clearance by Victor Valdes to allowing a face-ricochet goal. Not their brightest moment. [source: streamable]

When soccer fails to capture Zlatan’s attention, he must look for other sources of entertainment. [source: Dirty Tackle]

Goalie Enrico Guarna of FC Bari went from terrible outlet pass to truly felonious clearance attempt. [source: youtube]

Victor Wanyama was very un-Saintly when he took-out West Ham’s Dimitri Payet for his third red card of the season. [source: streamable]