‘Arry Redknapp must have put this kind of tackle in the playbook on his first day as manager of the Jordanian national team. [source: gfycat]

Daniel Imperiale of Argentina’s Quilmes was all set to follow through on some tenacious defense until he whiffed on the open-goal. [source: YouTube H/T 101greatgoals]

A woman filmed her own black eye as it happened when Cristiano did the atypical and missed a penalty. [source: YouTube H/T DirtyTackle]

Scotland’s Liam Bridcutt got yellow for putting the screws to not-so-great-at-the-moment Dane Erik Sviatchenko. [source: streamable]

The Japan-Syria World Cup qualifier had an unfortunate own goal bordering on the hilarious. [source: imgur]