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This kid is the next Joey Barton

February 15, 2017

A next-level Dirty Tackle of the Day

Alright, before I say anything, just watch this video:

https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/831516586146197505

WTF, kid?!?! Let’s break the pure insanity of this video.

  1. This isn’t even a match—it’s just three kids, each with their own ball, running what appears to be some sort of informal race.
  2. The kid on the far right decides to stop running, turn around, and KICK THE HOLY HELL out of the kid running innocently beside/behind him.
  3. The kid who did the kicking was winning the race when he decided to stop and commit an unprovoked assault.
  4. Is this the Cobra Kai Football Camp? What are they teaching these kids here? Did the kid in the middle owe the other one money? Did he say whatever Marco Materazzi said to Zidane in the World Cup final?
  5. I am terrified of this child.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.

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