Palermo’s Mudo Vazquez pulls off a triple nutmeg that would make Messi jealous

Palermo midfielder Mudo Vazquez put on a show in his side’s friendly against third division club Lumezzane.

The Argentina born Italian international netmegged one player twice — first going backwards, then forwards. That alone was enough to make everyone in attendance experience a spontaneous orgasm of the eyeballs, but he wasn’t done. He continued the run and nutmegged a second defender, who appeared to be incapacitated by witnessing the devastation wrought on his teammate, and only snapped out of it in time to foul Vazquez and end his soul snatching reign of terror.

Palermo went on to win 4–0. Jerome Boateng, meanwhile, is suddenly feeling a bit better about himself.