When you’re LVG, you can stick your fingers anywhere.

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson

Argentine Diergo Ruiz took play-acting to ridiculous lengths for his club Claypole. C’mon dude, it’s the 5th division. You’ll be just fine. [source: youtube]

All Steven MacLean had to do to give St. Johnstone a commanding lead against Rangers was convert a simple tap-in. [source: streamable]

QPR attacker Tjaronn Chery took a page out of Steven MacLean’s book. [source: QPR]

If Wayne Rooney couldn’t act his age, Louis van Gaal was going to act accordingly. [source: 101greatgoals]

Zlatan made a mistake! Zlatan made a mistake! [source: Who Ate All The Pies]