Well, that sucked — eh, David Ospina?

The week’s most absurd soccer moments

By Sam Patterson

Wout Brama couldn’t handle the sun — er, the heat — as the PEC Zwolle man tried to corral a goal kick. [source: youtube]

For whatever inexplicable (re: Arsenal-y) reason out there, David Ospina’s first instinct was to direct an Olympiakos corner kick into his own net. [source: Screamer]

If there ever could be a Brazilian Bill Buckner, it would have be Macaé’s goalie Rafael Silva. [source: DirtyTackle]

Victory Boys club, Orville Barnett (the charging player). The Caribbean island of Curacã0: Doubtless these words won’t appear on Howler Magazine’s website again anytime sooin. [source 101greatgoals]