Arsenal

Arsenal unveil new home kit with strange press release

They make it way too easy I get it. Trying to come up with something exciting and new to say about the annual kit releases is hard. In Arsenal’s case, you really just want to say “It’s red with white sleeves, it’s way too tight, and you’ll probably be disappointed by who is actually wearing …

Arsene Wenger gloats about his new contract

A brief statement from the Arsenal manager after signing his two-year extension Thought you could get rid of me, did you? With your signs and your plane banners and your Twitter campaigns. Well you tried to fight the zombie apocalypse with water pistols and you lost. Your memes and your YouTube rants have no effect …

Per Mertesacker and the joys of awkwardly tall footballers

It’s all gone Per shaped Per Mertesacker, the Arsenal defender who had played 37 minutes of competitive football in the last 13 months before starting and winning the FA Cup, celebrated by sharing an ungainly hug with a fan. It was Peak Per™: at once winning and awkward; the jolly German giant. Among Arsenal fans, Mertesacker is …