Arsene Wenger gloats about his new contract
A brief statement from the Arsenal manager after signing his two-year extension Thought you could get rid of me, did you? With your signs and your plane…
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Per Mertesacker and the joys of awkwardly tall footballers
It’s all gone Per shaped Per Mertesacker, the Arsenal defender who had played 37 minutes of competitive football in the last 13 months before starting and winning the…
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Chelsea attempt to trick Arsenal into keeping Arsene Wenger by letting them win another FA Cup
With the Premier League title already in hand, Antonio Conte plays the long game (Chelsea/Twitter) After Arsenal beat Chelsea 3–0 way back in September, their seasons have taken…
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Jose Mourinho changes his tune on Arsene Wenger for maximum condescension
Mou knows how to make the most of a loss Arsenal’s 2–0 win over Man United on Sunday not only ended the Red Devils’ 25-match unbeaten streak that…
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Alexis Sanchez killed by throw-in, shows off swollen lip
It was an undignified death made worse by an attempt to justify it The world’s tiniest violin plays for Alexis Sanchez Tragedy struck during Arsenal’s 1–0 win over Leicester…
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Arsene Wenger celebrates having just the second most disappointing team at Wembley
In a battle of underachievers, Arsenal come out on top Sitting seventh in the Premier League and the subject of an international meme calling for his dismissal, Arsene…
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Arsenal broke Premier League rule by playing second half without a captain
An occurrence that makes perfect sense given the current state of Arsenal As a fitting addition to the supporter infighting, the 10–2 aggregate loss to Bayern Munich for…
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Arsenal fan civil war reaches physical violence and van propaganda stage
A textbook escalation in an increasingly bizarre conflict Following the air battle over The Hawthorns, it was only a matter of time before the Wenger Wars escalated into…
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The death of Rocky Rocastle
This day in football history (Arsenal/Twitter) On 31 March 2001, 33-year old midfielder David “Rocky” Rocastle, who had played for Arsenal, Leeds United, Manchester City, and Chelsea, died…
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Arsenal fans debate each other in the skies over The Hawthorns
A good old fashion plane banner war! Arsenal’s 3–1 loss to West Brom on Saturday marked their fourth loss in six matches, including a pair of 5–1 losses…
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Ryu Voelkel’s astonishing soccer photos
His work has appeared in every issue of Howler Like the best players in the world, Ryu Voelkel sees soccer differently than most people. But unlike those players,…
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Lincoln City cleaned their dressing room after 5–0 loss to Arsenal
The manners of the FA Cup (Arsenal/Twitter) Lincoln City became the first non-league club to reach the FA Cup quarterfinals in 103 years and their reward was a…